You remember Jared Lorenzen right? Backup quarterback for the Giants, star at the University of Kentucky, champion buffet eater. Well, Lorenzen’s playing QB again and what do you know, dude’s fat as hell. Like, not normal fat either. Dude looks like a white Gilbert Brown.
Here are some highlights of Lorenzen’s performance last night for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League. And by highlights I mean….OMG.
Because I love you, I set this Weird Al Yankovic’s “I’m Fat.” You’re welcome.
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