Thor’s brother, Liam Hemsworth, managed to sneak his way into the old man murder franchise, The Expendables. He tells Conan his reward was getting kicked in the chest by the apparently terrifying Jean-Claude Van Damme.
I think we can all agree it would be a honor to get kicked in the chest by JCVD. His kicks are the stuff of legend, and I’d happily have my rib cage collapsed. I’d want it to be one of his signature jumping roundhouse kicks where he does the splits mid-air though. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.
If you don’t remember the type of kick of which I’m speaking, here’s a 10-minute reminder.
And just because Van Damme is awesome…