Joe Paterno is not dead says man in tin foil hat

Joe Paterno is alive and well and living in the Nittany mountains. That’s according to a man named Doug, who saw black helicopters fly by while wearing a tin foil hat. Doug sent his concerns to ESPN’s Bob Ley.

Somebody needs to get Alex Jones and the Infowars people on this. Joe Paterno just hanging out in Pennsylvania smells like a massive government conspiracy. His death clearly a false flag.