Jungle Bird rushes field, fails to score on penalty kick

The Jungle Bird was at it again, providing hilarity for the masses as he invaded the pitch during a Juventus-Everton game in San Francisco. He made it all the way to the penalty kick spot before delivering a shot straight into the waiting arms of Tim Howard.

It was magnificently stupid.

If you’re not familiar with the Jungle Bird, well, congratulations. The man is an attention whore of the highest order. He goes around the world interrupting sporting events to bring attention to deforestation. He made a name for himself at the 2012 U.S. Open when he interrupted a Bob Costas-Webb Simpson interview.

Who keeps bailing this asshole out jail?