Like the rest of us, Justin Verlander is completely enamored with Kate Upton’s boobs. How’s that for a lead-in sentence? Yesterday, the happy couple was spotted at Game 7 of the Bruins-Canadiens.
— Matt Grahlman (@thedaddymatt) May 15, 2014
Alternate title: “Justin Verlander hates hockey.”
But anyway, this is a post about Kate Upton’s boobs, not Justin Verlander’s giant bald spot and WHOA, that thing has its own zip code. Bro, Rogaine, use it.