You know what my gingerbread men have always been missing? Acrobatic sex. Thankfully, one company’s Kama Sutra cookie cutters solve that longstanding problem for us all.
Swedish company Pipparkakan sells the kinky holiday cookie makers for $55, a bargain for an experience they claim will provide you with a “lustful cooking experience.”
You’ll have to figure out how to infuse your recipes with the flavors of experimentation and penis injuries on your own.