When you ask a person what’s the most standout feature of Kate Upton, they don’t respond with “Her beautiful teeth.” They emphatically say, “Boobs. Glorious, bouncy, weighty orbs of utter delight.” Well at least that’s what I say. Well Kate has come out to say that she actually hates those two tremendous pleasure mounds.
The beautiful Kate laments about her problems in The Sun:
“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up. If only they were a little more like… earrings. If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.”
Does Superman hate that he can fly at supersonic speeds? Does LeBron complain that he’s built like a truck, but is lightning fast and can bury a 17-footer? Does the Road Runner curse his legs every morning because he can go faster than a car? No. No they do not. That’s because they are spectacular talents and gifts that make them into the amazing people (and birds) that they are. If Kate did not have her natural 34-D breasts then she would be a forgettable lingerie model in a Sears catalog and not have her worldwide fame.
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Besides the ludicrous statement by Kate saying that her enormous gifts bestowed upon her are a curse, she also said this outrageous statement about her co-star in the upcoming movie “The Other Woman,” “In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure.” I understand that you want to be nice to a big actress now that you’re trying to go all Hollywood, but Cameron is 41-years-old and her best days of being a sex symbol are well behind her. So in Kate’s perfect world she wouldn’t have her fantastic boobs and we would not have jiggly pics such as this. Stop being so selfish Kate.