Kate Upton is now a Detroit Tigers groupie

I was initially against the Kate Upton-Justin Verlander reunion. I wanted my Tigers ace focused on winning a World Series. But if their union leads to moments like this, then well, who am I to get in the way of love.


That’s Tigers catcher Bryan Holaday in the extra-small bathing suit with some extra large thunder thigh. Nice to see everyone getting along at spring training this year—you know, instead of guys sleeping with each others wives and ruining team chemistry—but I digress.

But seriously, Avisail Garcia banged Prince Fielder’s wife and then Miguel Cabrera fought Garcia in the locker room and then Garcia got traded and the Tigers didn’t win because everyone hated each other.

Phew, glad I got that out.

So, please, nobody try to sleep with Kate Upton. Except for Justin—Justin can sleep with her. Ok guys?