‘Key & Peele’ college football names Vol. 2

Key & Peele‘s best sketch last season mocked ridiculous college football player names like Hingle Mccringleberry and Donkey Teeth. They unveiled an ante-upping sequel for 2013 on Conan last night. I didn’t think it would be possible to get more absurd than T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V and Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith, but they managed to pull it off. I’m absolutely naming my first kid Quackadilly Blip.

Season 3 of Key & Peele starts September 18th. If you didn’t tune in for the first two seasons, it’s time to turn off the Sandra Bullock movies and actually watch something worthwhile. If you need another reason, check out this profanity-filled Key & Peele remix from Mike Relm that features a couple clips from the original football name sketch.