Kickstart a sexy ‘Lumber Jane’ reality show


Greta deParry is a brilliant and beautiful furniture maker, so it’s no surprise someone wants to turn her life into a reality show. If you ask me, it’s a damn good idea. The Kickstarter goal is meager post-processing money too. So why would you want to back and then watch a show potentially called Lumber Jane? Well, she’s smoking hot, handles a chainsaw like a champ, and creates furniture you’d be willing to mortgage your house to buy. Good enough? I thought so. Now stop staring and go back the show on Kickstarter.

Full disclosure: Greta is a friend of mine. You’ve actually seen her work before in the Solemn Oath taproom. I’ve been looking for an excuse to post her pictures on Guyism, and now she can’t refuse. Victory for guys everywhere!

Greta deParry

Greta deParry


 

Greta deParry

Greta deParry


 


 


 

Greta deParry

Greta deParry


 

Greta deParry

Greta deParry


 

Greta deParry

Greta deParry


 

Greta deParry

Greta deParry


 

Greta deParry

Greta deParry