I will personally destroy Hollywood with my bare hands if it doesn’t. So not too many people saw Machete Kills in theaters, which is a shame, but it’ll probably make a profit on DVD so I’m not that upset. What I am upset about is that the third film in the series, Machete Kills Again… In Space might not get made. The trailer for it ran in front of the last movie, but if you missed it it just landed online and it’s pretty freaking hilarious. Might be time to start one of those stupid Internet petitions or a Kickstarter or something.