This man is the ultimate Black Friday douche

Some people camp out for days, even weeks for Black Friday. Those people are assholes. WDIV Detroit interviewed one of those choads last night. Seriously, look at this guy. Look at his hat.

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People weighed in on Twitter

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I don’t even know what a goob is but it sounds pretty bad. And yes, he’s shopping for a PS4, XBOX One. There’s no doubt about it. He just screams “I strip my wife naked when she’s passed out to show her off to my online friends” and WHAT?