Miami had the worst sports week ever

The Richie Incognito debacle, buzzer beaters, a loss to the Tampa Bay Bucs—the city of Miami had a really, really bad sports week. Here are some of the lowlights.

The Miami Heat

On Saturday night, the Heat lost to the lowly Boston Celtics at home in dramatic fashion when Jeff Green heaved a desperation three in the corner. LeBron was so sad.

University of Miami football

As if their loss to FSU wasn’t bad enough, the ‘U’ got manhandled by Virginia Tech 42-24. The game featured some spectacular bloopers—a punt miscue, a kickoff return fumble and a punt return fumble. And oh yeah, some really, really spotty tackling.

The Florida Panthers

The Panthers just ended a 9-game losing streak–4 of those losses came in overtime. On Sunday, Scottie Upshall got sent into the Rangers bench.

The Miami Dolphins

ESPN

ESPN


First thing’s first. The Dolphins lost to the Tampa Bay Bucs. A team that hadn’t won a game all season. A team whose coach will likely get fired at season’s end. A team that has more MRSA victims than running backs.

FOX

FOX


The Richie Incognito debacle. We don’t even need to add anything else here.

Then this–Jeff Ireland’s info gets passed around Dolphins Twitter. The results were spectacular.

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University of Miami basketball

University of Miami

University of Miami


On Friday night, the Miami Hurricanes basketball team unveiled three banners from the 2012-2013 season. Then they lost to St. Francis Brooklyn in overtime, 66-62. They were 0-15 from three-point land.

The Miami Marlins

IMGUR

IMGUR


Ok fine, the Marlins didn’t do anything this week. But they’re the Miami Marlins, so, yeah.

This pretty much sums up Miami fans this week

Twitter/Miami Herald

Twitter/Miami Herald


A local CEO and founder of the Yapper App, was caught crying like a little bitch in the stands.