I don’t know what a dying rhino sounds like but I imagine it resembles this shrieking woman during yesterday’s Heat-Bucks game.
The woman’s quite infamous actually. I’ve heard her during several broadcasts this year and given her the nickname of ‘South Beach Squealer.’ Her insufferable noise pollution drew a lot of Twitter attention. Some requested she be maimed or killed. Others just wanted her to STFU.
Me? I’d be ok with somebody taking a tranq dart to her jugular.