New ‘Scary Movie 5’ trailer for some reason

Let’s hope this one also pisses Lindsay Lohan off enough to flip out. The fact that they’re still making Scary Movie movies in 2013 is kind of ridiculous. The fifth installment is set to hit theaters on April 12th, and here’s the second trailer for it. The overall plot is a spoof on the Paranormal Activity films, while also hitting Black Swan, Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes and more. And, of course, it’s full of pop culture references that won’t mean anything to anybody in a decade or so – especially the Honey Boo Boo bit. That girl’s going to be a teenager someday. Now that’s scary.