New teaser gives first look at Shia LaBeuf in ‘Nymphomaniac’

Shia Labeouf is creepy and condescending in this new clip from Nymphomaniac, but he’s totally going to nail that chick in the elevator. Lars Von Trier really knows how to tease someone. Earlier we got a quick glimpse into the female lead, Joe, and it looks as if she’s progressing quite quickly.

Chapter 2: Jerôme

“Love is just lust with jealousy added”

Though love is a shallow feeling in the eyes of the cynical nymphomaniac, young Joe is met by forces penetrating her armoured defences.

His name is Jerôme.

Tangentally related, here’s proof that Shia LaBeouf is an actual cannibal. The song is based on a true story.

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