Move over 50 Cent, we have a new worst first pitch ever (and it’s not even close)

worst first pitch

Luckily for this woman I don’t know her name because her first pitch effort at the Astros game last night will never, ever be topped in the category of worst first pitch ever.

Holy hell woman, a man with NO ARMS did better than this.

Her throw wouldn’t even appear on this chart of the worst first pitches of all time. There would have to be like a special addendum to it to show hers.

Just stunningly bad…

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H/T J-to-the-Camm