When you’re doing a special Valentine’s Day weather forecast, you really need to make sure the audience gets that the weather will be just right for their romantic weekend. Danielle Grant of KREM hit just the right note, declaring the Valentine’s Day weather to be “slow and slutty.”
Slow and slutty is exactly what I’m looking for this Valentine’s Day, too. Sadly, my frequent at attempts at Googling “Down’s Syndrome beauty pageants” hardly yield enough actionable search results.
UPDATE: Thanks to @ChrisMcKeeTV on Twitter for pointing out that we misidentified the reporter in the initial post. Send your applause to Danielle Grant instead.