Nobody has ever trolled as beautifully as this soccer player

So this is basically soccer’s version of Sean Avery, a player who spent a solid minute aping the goalie during a free kick. And dammit, it worked too. Kind of incredible, really.

Please tell me the USMNT is doing this for the World Cup. Please tell me they’ve chosen Clint Dempsey for it. Please God, I need this in my life.