Nolan Ryan tried to kill a guy with his first pitch

Nolan Ryan finally lost some zip on his fastball. It only took 67 years. Ryan threw out the first pitch for the Astros yesterday and well, he almost killed a guy. A solid 6 feet right into a pool of photographers. Bad week for ceremonial first pitches.

Then Nolan Ryan grabbed a photographer, put him a headlock and beat the shit out of him. Ok, I made that up.