FACT: this is the greatest baby in the world. He is my hero. I want to adopt him. I want to take him to parties and put him in tuxedo t-shirts. I want to drink beer with him. I want to hold him over my head like they did in the Lion King and declare him King of the Jungle.
— Ben Reiter (@SI_BenReiter) March 3, 2014
I’m almost positive he’s looking at Anastasia Ashley’s butt. He just rubs me as a butt man. He’s seen enough of dem boobies during feeding. Bro wants dat ass.