Meet John Christensen, the world’s best pastor. As parishioners piled in for a late Sunday service, Christensen had other things in mind. Mainly, the 49ers game.
“There’s some wine and bread up here on the table, feel free to help yourself.” I didn’t go to seminary and I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn last night, but I’m pretty sure you can’t do that. The Kaepernicking kissing of the biceps however? Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s Jesus-approved.