Pastor recommends females attend church commando to ‘easily receive the spirit’

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In the name of the Father, the Son and the HOLY CRAP SHE’S NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!

A pastor in Kenyan requested that all women who attend service at Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church to “refrain from wearing undergarments while attending” so that the ladies can “more easily receive the spirit of Jesus Christ.”

Isn’t it sacrilegious to call your penis Jesus Christ? Isn’t that like the eleventh commandment? The pastor didn’t stop there.

The Kenyan Daily Post is reporting that a pastor identified only as “Reverend Njohi” claimed bras and underwear are not godly. Additionally, the paper says Njohi wants women who attend service at the church to be “free,” and that there would be consequences for those who do not comply.

Consequences? A life in hell or a life in his office. Both sound equally awful.

This might be genius or incredibly perverted. I guess God will be the judge. This could only happen in another country, because if it happened in America, the pastor would be telling boys to come to church without underwear.

Kenyan Church Pastor Bans Female Parishioners From Wearing Underwear [CBS DC]

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