The new Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters trailer shows off some of those monsters with which Percy Jackson will have to deal. Some characters of note are Man-Bear-Pig, Robo-Bull, Jaws, and the devil from Tenacious D’s “Tribute.” I have no idea if this movie will be good or not – I doubt it – but I’m intrigued. It’s hard to immediately dismiss anything with Nathan Fillion.
Who gave Man-Bear-Pig a scorpion tail? That’s not fair!
We’re gonna need a bigger boat. Or any boat. Why are we in a raft?
I’m not sure a red cape is going to cut it this time.
Hope you brought the Pick of Destiny.