When you let a pony loose in a liquor store, things are bound to get a little crazy I suppose.
WPRI reports that the pony paid a visit to a liquor store in Warren, R.I. on Monday, presumably looking to kick off a Memorial Day party.
“The horse walks in and all of a sudden he starts doing his thing all over the floor. He seemed a little disengaged with what was going on around him, because he didn’t have a clue his horse even did that. I was very puzzled,” the liquor store’s owner told WPRI.
Clearly you have to watch the news story.
In the pony’s defense, what else would you expect a pony to do in a liquor store? Sample the wines? Attempt to find a nice whiskey for his family? That pony did exactly what I expect a pony to do. You’re only cheating yourself and his people if you pretend otherwise.