In case you’re in the market, hookers are selling their services in libraries now

via Shutterstock

via Shutterstock


Most people go to the library to borrow old copies of Moby Dick. This young lady went to the library of with the intention to suck on Toby’s dick.

According to New Hampshire police, a young woman was charged yesterday with offering to perform sex acts at the Tewksbury Public Library. Brittany Macintyre, 20, was arrested after allegedly offering her services — and I don’t mean tutoring — to an undercover cop.

Here’s my favorite part of the story, besides hookers in libraries — “In a twist to the usual prostitution arrest, Macintyre and the police officer exchanged written notes as they negotiated the transaction, perhaps to maintain the silence required in most libraries.”

“Do you want me to suck your dick?”
[passes note]
“But we’re in a library”
[passes note]
“Sorry. Dewey you want me to suck your dick?”

Library workers said they were “shocked” to hear what was taking place inside. I’m shocked to hear people still go to libraries.

[via WCVB]