Russian gas station explosion is a metaphor for your first sexual experience

Much like your first sexual encounter, the blaze starts pretty abruptly, becomes insanely hot almost immediately, and then before you know it you’ve blown everything.

So uh, yah, things escalated quite quickly there….much like the first time you got down behind closed doors, and went from 6 to midnight (then done) in under a minute. Let’s watch that one more time, this time in the form of a stabilized GIF:


SOURCE: Reddit

Political jokes aside, that dude in the white car better be thanking his commie stars and stripes that he only lost a pair of eyebrows, and didn’t go down in a complete blaze.


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