Ryan Braun is calling up season ticket holders and apologizing

Ryan Braun is serving out a suspension for PEDs the rest of the season. He’s got some free time on his hands. He’s using it for good. Braun is reportedly calling up Brewers season ticket holders and apologizing. How precious. How odd.


“Hey Pat this is Ryan Braun,” Guenther recalls. “Right then and there I knew it was his voice based on interviews I’ve seen on TV. I knew damn well it was his voice.”

So he did what anyone in the service industry would do.

“I said what can I do for you? He said, I messed up, in a nutshell, I messed up. I just want to reach out and say I’m sorry. I cut him off right there. I said you know Ryan, I think you’re an amazing athlete and this speaks volumes to your character to reach out to a small business owner like myself and let us know that you are going to do better.”

I appreciate what Braun is trying to do here. I really do. But seriously, this is so, so weird. I have so many questions.

-Is he being forced to do this?
-Is he doing it on his own?
-Did he do this because of Rosh Hashanah?
-Are the PEDs affecting his brain?

Inquiring minds want to know.

(via Deadspin)