What to watch tonight: Season 5 premiere of ‘White Collar’

You should hate-watch Scandal tonight. That’s what all the cool kids do. Here’s what else you need to watch.

Parks and Recreation @ 8pm, NBC: Tatiana Maslany guest stars tonight.

White Collar @ 9pm, USA: Neal tries to clear Peter’s name in the Season 5 premiere. Also, Tiffani Thiessen.

Scandal @ 10pm, ABC: Wanna drive yourself crazy? Take a look at the hashtag #Scandal on Twitter between 10-11. It’s amazing.

Late Show with David Letterman @ 11:35pm, CBS: The last time Selena Gomez was on, she fist bumped David Letterman and made fun of Justin Bieber. She’s the best.

NFL Football @ 8pm, NFL Network: An NFC West battle between the Seahawks and Cardinals.