This Prisoner’s So Skinny He Can Squeeze Through The Cell Bars—Should Star In Ocean’s 15
This man could be a Hollywood super star if he wasn’t in jail, his talents would do gangbusters if an ‘Ocean’s 15’ was ever made. But as it stands his talents can also get him out of jail if he so chooses to use them.
Why sit around in your cell all day when you’re so damn skinny you can fit through the bars? What’s keeping you in there bro?!?! Just break out already, go get some McDonald’s and fatten yourself up because when they catch you the rest of the inmates are going to be PISSED that you got out, and you’re going to need to bulk up a bit in order to defend yourself from the haters: