As if we needed another reason to be petrified of going to the hospital, doctors are botching surgeries and chopping off people’s tallywackers. A paraplegic Canadian man is suing a Montreal-area hospital for negligence after his medical procedure shrunk the size of his wang. The poor man has no use of his legs and now you go and downgrade his dong? Life is not fair. The extremely unlucky man said that the surgery shortened his penis and prevented him from having sex, which eventually ruined his marriage. The original injury happened in July of 2011 during an erotic sex session with the man and his wife. The gentleman went to the hospital where the nurse misdiagnosed the man’s pecker injury as minor trauma, when in fact the fella had fractured his penis. Every guy just protectively cradled their groin. He underwent surgery to correct the injury, however that too went awry. The lawsuit states that the surgery left permanent scarring and reduced his penis “about an inch” in length. The victim goes on to say that he was left unable to have sex for two years, which caused his wife to leave him.
The man detailed just how horrible the misdiagnosis and botched surgery was:
“This has caused a greater impact on my life than when I lost the use of my legs.”
If only the hospital had enlarged his tent pole instead of shrinking it, then I don’t think they’d be facing a lawsuit at this juncture.
[HuffPo]