Studies show smart people drink more

Next time someone asks if you really want that last beer, tell them “yes, because I smarter than you.” This infographic shows that geniuses drink more than we common folk, who drink more than idiots. Unfortunately correlation doesn’t imply causation, so throwing back a sixer of Shlitz every night isn’t going to turn you into a genius. The most important takeaway is that not drinking at all actually increasing your mortality risk (aren’t we all going to die?) 51% over moderate drinking. Suck on that, teetotalers.

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via Jack Kelle and BestMastersDegrees