This Taiwanese animation of the Jameis Winston crab incident is brilliant

The Taiwanese animators have been off their game these last few months and that’s a damn shame. But they redeemed themselves today with their take on Jameis Winston’s crab escapade. It may very well might be their Mona Lisa.

I have so many questions

1) Why are there security guards on Segways? Is that just a Florida thing?

2) Why did Jameis hit himself in the balls with a football?

3) Why did that giant crab kidnap?

So many questions, so few answers.