Tennis player asked about Pam Anderson’s boobs, Pope’s penis in bizarre interview

Benoit Paire is a mildly successful tennis player who’s known more for his looks than his on-court performance. The 24-year-old Frenchman did an interview with “We Are Tennis,” a European based site with a BNP Paribas affiliation. We call this to your attention because the interview was bizarre. Not normal bizarre, but really freakin’ weird.


Just some of the highlights:

What do you first look at a girl who’s beautiful inside?

Her bum.

How do you recognize fake tits from real ones?

A little scar a little under them but, well, you have to be a bit of an expert. I’m not a fan of big tits; I’m more into small ones, preferably natural.

Do you prefer going out with a bearded woman or a humpback woman?

A humpback woman.

If you could spend one day with Pamela Anderson, what would you do?

I would take advantage of it to get into her tits. To know them.

What do you do if your wife disobeys you?

I hit her. No, I’m just kidding of course. We would have sex right away.

What’s the purpose of Benedict XVI’s penis?


Carry on with your day, I have nothing to add here.