If you’re gonna make a bad call, make sure to do it early in the game says this bizarre list of commandments given to Singaporean basketball refs. And yes, it has a FIBA endorsement.
Awesome.
My favorite is #8 because it implies refs infallibility at the end of games. Upon reading that, Joe Crawford immediately looked in Tim Duncan’s direction, caught him laughing and stabbed him, citing justifiable homicide.
(via reddit)