These 2014 Comic-Con pick-up lines are guaranteed to not get you laid

2014 Comic-Con International in San Diego kicks off just two days from now, and that means a lot of horny dudes in costume will be traveling to So-Cal trying to get laid.


If I can give you cosplayers eager to dip your wick one piece of advice: don’t use these pick-up lines. They are not as suave as your nerdy brain thinks they are, and they will not get you laid.

I repeat, making Dr. Who jokes will not lead to you bumping uglies with Wonder Woman.


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SOURCE: NachoPunch