The following is a tale of two fans, one of whom clearly sucks at life. The other? Well, I’ll let you judge for yourself but know that I’m behind his enthusiasm, awkward as it is.
TNT
It’s not that I hate you. It’s that I want to take your Red Sox hat, stick it up your ass and whip you with your Lakers jersey. Is that mean? Perhaps. But somebody needs to tell you how much of a douchebag you are.
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On the other hand, we have ungraceful white gentleman wildly gesticulating. This is what being a fan’s all about. Embarrassing yourself in hopes of some Jumbotron attention. Good on you sir!