This is 75 minutes of continuous Royal Baby coverage from CNN

The Royal Baby coverage has gotten out of hand. This afternoon, CNN went a full 75 minutes without mentioning another news story. I’m embarrassed for them.

This is all 75 minutes, minus commercials, sped up for you and set to Yakety Sax because this whole goddamn thing is a circus.

Also, CNN talked about dildo extinction over the weekend. I can’t even.