Gentlemen, start your inadequacies: In this clip, Eric Spoto sets a raw bench press world record by hoisting a beastly 722 pounds.
The raw clarification applies to the fact that Spoto isn’t wearing a “bench shirt” designed to aid the lift. It’s all brute force and will to lift heavy things for no particular reason.
In other news, I would pay a lot of money to watch Spoto push another human man. If he can bench 722 pounds, I bet there’s a really strong chance that Spoto could shove a dude through a wall like a cartoon character making a hasty exit.