Tigers unveil life-sized bobbleheads and OH MY GOD, hide the children

The Detroit Tigers unveiled some life-sized bobbleheads ahead of today’s home opener. One in particular scared the crap out of everyone. It’s nightmare fuel, take a look.

That’s Tigers ace Max Scherzer with the multi-colored and STOP IT, CAN’T LOOK. WHY WOULD YOU TURN IT INTO A GIF?!

Here are some other ones courtesy of Fox Sports Detroit.

Andre Drummond

Jimmy Howard

Josh Smith