Former Red Wings defenseman and current TSN analyst Aaron Ward needs a Twitter tutorial. He attempted to direct message Alexis Gilroy, the girl who shook her boobs at the Wings-Ducks game Monday night.
The result was the following message.
Gilroy’s become quite popular in the last twelve hours after we identified her. Numerous sites have picked up our story and combed through her Instagram account for pics. But yea, we were first. Hooray, I finally accomplished something worthwhile! See mom and dad, I’m not a total failure.
Unrelated: Stop trying to move in on our woman Aaron! Jerk.
Props to Alexis for coming up with Joe Louis Jiggler. She’s our favorite person today.