Guyism, Sports These two DERPtastic moments sum up LSU’s first quarter Follow Us by A. IsaacLast Updated Oct 12, 2022 7:31 pm LSU dominated the first quarter against Alabama but trail 3-0 because of some untimely turnovers. The first came on the doorstep of the endzone. CBS The second came when Zach Mettenberger took a snap to the dick. CBS