Ultimate Tazer Ball needs to be an Olympic sport like yesterday

A giant ball and tazers. It sounds like an episode of Cops.

Nope, it’s a sport.

From the official website / future exhibit in a massive class action lawsuit in the near future.

“UTB is a 4 on 4 action sport played on a rectangular playing field, with one ball, 2 goals at opposing ends, and 8 Shocking apparatus. UTB incorporates 21st century technology with team strategy in an action packed game.”

I’d watch Ultimate Tazer Ball in the Olympics. Hell, I’d watch it in my backyard. I’ll provide the tazers. Just like a hundred releases forms need to be signed and we can get this game going.

[via Ultimate Tazer Ball]

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