Unbelievable: Passenger falls out of plane in Florida

Your WTF story of the year comes to you from, you guessed it, Florida. At 1:30 pm today, a pilot called the FAA to report that a passenger fell out of his Piper PA 46 plane and into the ocean, eight miles off the Miami coast.

U.S. Coast Guard and Miami-Dade Fire Rescue are searching an area southeast of Tamiami Executive Airport. Thus far, they have found nothing because OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY FELL OUT OF AN AIRPLANE!

Did the door just pop open? Did he jump? What kind of sorcery is this?

I need answers—like, now. I’m not getting into another plane until I found out what happened to mystery flying passenger.