The Sharks broadcasting tandem of Randy Hahn and Drew Remenda want you to know that the Vancouver Green Men are virgins who live in their mom’s basement and play with snow globes. And they collect potholders too. What?
You know, you learn new things on the internet everyday. Like, who knew collecting potholders was used as an insult? Is that a Canadian thing? I’m so confused.
Canada, you vex thee.