You can judge a lot about a person based on their choice of intoxicant, and that’s exactly what I did. Here’s what 15 of your favorite vodka brands say about you. I did my best to be kind, as I know you’re all sensitive.
You’re in a college bar.
You’re at a frat party.
You’re too good for bad vodka but too broke for good vodka.
You’re a sucker for blue bottles.
You have no idea what you’re doing.
6. Ketel One
You love vodka but hate hangovers.
7. Grey Goose
You’re in a nightclub.
You’re an idiot.
9. Zoladkowa de Luxe
You’re in Poland.
10. Pyat Ozer
You’re in Siberia.
You play too much Call of Duty.
You’re seriously considering getting a sex robot.
13. Absolut Elyx
You’re obsessed with rye bread.
You drink vodka straight up.
15. Stoli Elit
You’re my new best friend.