What to watch tonight: ‘Almost Human’ series premiere

There’s no Blacklist tonight and that’s a shame because I need something unbelievably stupid in my life. Guess How I Met Your Mother will have to do. Here’s what you need to watch.

Almost Human @ 8pm, FOX: Last night’s season premiere delivered 9.1 million viewers. Can part 2 match it?

How I Met Your Mother @ 8pm, CBS: Because at this point, we’re all hate-watching.

Monday Night Football @ 8:30pm, ESPN: We’re overdue for a good MNF game and it appears the Panthers and Patriots will deliver tonight.

Whoopi Goldberg Presents Moms Mabley @ 9pm, HBO: A documentary about comedian Jackie “Moms” Mabley, who broke through racial and sexual barriers.

Castle @ 10pm, ABC: Castle’s really struggling for story lines because tonight’s doesn’t make sense…like, at all.