What to watch tonight: ‘It’s the Great Pumpkin’, ‘Scandal’

Kerry Washington is pregnant and Scandal fans are wondering how they’ll write it into the script. Um, how about you just tell viewers that she’s pregnant and let them accept it. I know, crazy thought. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown @ 8pm, ABC: This is a Halloween staple and I’m obligated to post about it.

Scandal @ 10pm, ABC: I tried to watch this show with my wife last week. I asked a lot of questions. I was kicked out of the room after five minutes.

Bengals-Dolphins @ 8:25pm, NFL: Wait, a good game on Thursday night? Must be a full moon or something.

Parenthood @ 10pm, NBC: For those of you who aren’t Scandal fans, here’s your alternative.

Misfits @ midnight, Hulu: The fifth and final season Misfits can be downloaded at midnight. Happy hunting.