Oh, you don’t want to watch the Olympics? Well, you’re shit out of luck because there’s nothing else on. Sorry for you.
2014 Sochi Games @ 8pm, NBC: For the third night in a row, we get Matt Lauer as Bob Costas is still on the mend. Godspeed Bob.
The Taste @ 8pm, ABC: Because I watch Anthony Bourdain being a dick.
Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 11:30pm, ABC: Tonight’s broadcast includes the unveiling of the 2014 SI Swimsuit calendar.