As the world’s biggest Carrie Underwood fan, I’m obligated to tell you about her special tonight. But if that’s not your thing, there’s football. Really, really bad football. Here’s what you need to watch.
The Sounds of Music Live @ 8pm, NBC: So everybody’s pissed off about this huh?
Comedy Warriors @ 8pm, Showtime: Wounded vets do stand up with the help of some famous comedians.
Scandal @ 10pm, ABC: I’ve decided that Scandal fans are the craziest fans out there.
Texans-Jagaurs: I don’t want you to watch this. But maybe tune in for the high comedy.